Turtle Jokes
Turtley Awesome Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? 
A: a slow-poke. 

Q: What do turtles use to communicate? 
A: A shellphone! 

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? 
A: To get to the shell station!

Q: What does a turtle do on it's birthday? 
A: It shellebrates! 

Q: What kind of photos does a turtle take? 
A: Shellfies. 

Q: Where do you send turtles who commit crimes? 
A: To the shell-block. 

Q: What happens when you bring a turtle to a party? 
A: It becomes a shellebration. 

Q: What do you call a famous turtle? 
A: A shellebrity. 

Q: What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich? 
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish. 

Q: What do you call a turtle that poops a lot? 
A: A turdle. 

Q: What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell? 
A: Shell-arious ones! 

Q: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe? 
A: A Turtle-Neck 

Q: What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise? 
A: You shell out a lot of money. 

Q: What do you call a turtle that flies? 
A: A shell-icopter! 

Laughter is the best medicine especially when turtles are involved!