Turtley Awesome Jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A: a slow-poke.
Q: What do turtles use to communicate?
A: A shellphone!
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!
Q: What does a turtle do on it's birthday?
A: It shellebrates!
Q: What kind of photos does a turtle take?
Q: Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
A: To the shell-block.
Q: What happens when you bring a turtle to a party?
A: It becomes a shellebration.
Q: What do you call a famous turtle?
A: A shellebrity.
Q: What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Q: What do you call a turtle that poops a lot?
A: A turdle.
Q: What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?
A: Shell-arious ones!
Q: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?
A: A Turtle-Neck
Q: What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?
A: You shell out a lot of money.
Q: What do you call a turtle that flies?
A: A shell-icopter!