Tortoise Talk
Tortoise Acres Mobile Education & Adoption Center.
We are excited to show you our new trailer we are buying. It is priced at $5,000 but they are offering it to us for $1500. This will be used to take the tortoises to schools, events, Munchy Monday and anywhere else we are asked to come. We need donations to help pay for it. We also need donations to purchase Plexiglas and wood to finish the enclosures inside. 



Cool things happening with our turtles & tortoises. Check back often to see updates and pictures.

Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? 
A: a slow-poke. 

Q: What do turtles use to communicate? 
A: A shellphone! 

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? 
A: To get to the shell station!

Q: What does a turtle do on it's birthday? 
A: It shellebrates! 

Q: What kind of photos does a turtle take? 
A: Shellfies. 

Q: Where do you send turtles who commit crimes? 
A: To the shell-block. 

Q: What happens when you bring a turtle to a party? 
A: It becomes a shellebration. 

Q: What do you call a famous turtle? 
A: A shellebrity. 

Q: What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich? 
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish. 

Q: What do you call a turtle that poops a lot? 
A: A turdle. 

Q: What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell? 
A: Shell-arious ones! 

Q: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe? 
A: A Turtle-Neck 

Q: What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise? 
A: You shell out a lot of money. 

Q: What do you call a turtle that flies? 
A: A shell-icopter! 
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Turtle Jokes